PARADISE REGAINED – AND YOU CANTHANK TEH GAYS FOR THAT

WARNING: The following news item contains extremely offensive material that may (should) upset many of our readers.

From MOLDOVA.ORG:

Orthodox Church in Moldova asks the lawmakers to amend the Law ensuring Equality of Chances in order to avert homosexuals from working in education, health services and food industry. Bishop Marchel of Balti and Falesti publicly said on television that the Law ensuring Equality of Chances “opened the door to homosexuals creating a paradise here."

According to him, 92% of homosexuals are infected with HIV/AIDS.

During the Holy Synod of the Orthodox Church of Moldova, the pastors expressed their anger that some TV channels broadcast advertising and TV shows with sexual content. They are going to request the Broadcasting Coordination Council to prohibit such messages.

The small nation state of Moldova dropped out of a wormhole linked to the early Ninth Century A.D. two years ago. Since then European countries have been trying to stuff it back in but they have been unsuccessful because the race of non-linear living superior beings who live in the wormhole don't want the Moldovans going anywhere near them ever again.

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PARADISE REGAINED – AND YOU CANTHANK TEH GAYS FOR THAT — 11 Comments

  1. Moldova-when the Ukrainians and Romanians and Turks can all look down their noses at you, it’s time to pause and reconsider your life.

  2. What!!! We have to stop our 5 point plan of making Moldova into our paradise?

    Where else are we going to hunt vampires for only 2 Lei?

    And since Moldova has the highest incidence rate of multidrug-resistant tuberculosis in the world, where else are we going to hear “The Coughing of the Mountain Widows?”

    I’ll miss Moldova’s “Rolling of the Sarma” in their annual “Pickled Pigs Toe” celebration, but you know what MadPriest? Where God closes a window, He opens a door.

    We still have Iceland.

    • And Iceland still has its Established Protestant Church; always a sign of progress when there’s no separation of church and state. Best of all-you have to support this church whether or not you go to it, or even believe in god-what a concept! Talk about “paternalism in action”!

    • No.
      I receive enough in donations each month to keep my head above water.
      Thanks for your concern, troll, and I hope that so many people sending me money doesn’t lead to you losing sleep.