HANDS UP EVERYBODY WHO BELIEVES HIM!

From POST-TRIBUNE:

Jack Alan Schaap, the former pastor of First Baptist Church of Hammond, said Wednesday that he didn’t know he was committing a crime when he transported a minor girl across state lines for sexual activity.

“I was not aware of the law,” he said during his change of plea hearing at the U.S. District Court in Hammond.

I'm looking but I see no hands raised.

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HANDS UP EVERYBODY WHO BELIEVES HIM! — 3 Comments

  1. Reminds me of the following story:

    A oceanographer discovers a pod of porpoises who appear to be extremely long-lived. In fact his studies show that several of them have been alive for hundreds of years.

    He further discovers that their diet is exclusively Sea Gulls and the area where they are living hasn’t seen any Sea Gulls in months.

    To insure their continued survival he captures them and brings them to his lab. To protect them while he finds food for them he gets two lions to stand guard at the entrance.

    On his way back, as he steps over the sleeping Lions with a clutch of Sea Gulls he is immediately arrested.

    The Charge? Transporting gulls across stayed lions for immortal porpoises.