DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MADDAD

A Haredic Jewish couple, preparing for their wedding, meet their local rabbi for counselling. He asks if they have any last questions about their wedding day.

The man asks, "We realise it's a tradition in our faith for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immoral, disgusting and leads to depravity. Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi, "It's forbidden."

"Well," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the rabbi, "Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the rabbi.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Can we do it with on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the rabbi."

"Why not?" asks the man.

"It could lead to dancing," replies the rabbi.

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