I've got a bad back and it's making me more grumpy than usual (yes, it is possible). What's more, I really don't see why I have to suffer alone. I want you to hurt like I do. And this song will accomplish that without any problem. Not only is the song truly dreadful, the singing, completely cringeworthy, and the lyrics full of accidental double entendre that would have made Benny Hill blush, it also has a record sleeve that truly reflects the awfulness of what it contains inside. I shall give you 1000 days off purgatory if you get all the way through it and compensation of a further 1000 days off if you are driven to give your life to Satan because of the experience.