From THE ASSOCIATED PRESS:
The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Detroit says it has suspended a priest who's accused of driving naked through Dearborn while drunk. An archdiocese spokesman said that the priest will stay off church grounds during the suspension. The 57-year-old priest was alone in the vehicle when he was arrested Thursday. Dearborn District Court reports that the priest will be arraigned Aug. 14 on charges of drunken driving and disorderly or obscene conduct.
The priest's parish's website says he was born in Frankfurt, Germany, and was ordained in 1984.
So, he's from Frankfurt. That explains a lot. But, even so, it's not an excuse for him driving around town showing everyone his sausage.