DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. She was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts and was drop dead gorgeous.

One day she called me and asked me to come over. To check her sister's wedding invitations, she said.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me she couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last, wild fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment. Then I turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, the entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me.

He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.'

And the moral of this story is always keep your condoms in your car.

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DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD — 5 Comments

  1. And the heat from being in your back pocket renders them useless in pretty short order 🙂