FATHER KNOWS BEST

Father Phil Ritchie of Hove, East Sussex, advised his congregation not to go to church on Easter Day and suggested that they stay at home, have a lie in, have sex and eat some chocolate.

You see, you lot! I told you it was nothing to feel guilty about.

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FATHER KNOWS BEST — 3 Comments

  1. Geez, why not go to church, sing “Jesus Christ Has Risen Today”, Eat Jesus, Go Home and Have a Nap (aka “Lie-In”), and THEN Have Sex & Eat Chocolate? (Last 2, not necessarily in that order?)

    I believe in the Church of Both/And.