I hope they get some pictures. I’d like to see this.
I would have thought he was a blue-painted Pict who got lost in a wormhole…
That is the most sensible suggestion I have heard so far, Tracie. I think you should give Gloucestershire Police a ring and tell them your theory.
I could give several lewd interpretations of “the Forest of Dean” (but you already knew I could).
I’m working on a theory at the moment, JCF, that you are a lewd interpretation of KJ.