My good buddy, Padre Mickey (or is he just plain Father Mickey now that he isn't exotic anymore?) always has my best interests at heart and often gives me exceedingly good advice. Today he sent me this cartoon.
So, watch out, all of you! You better take out some insurance with MadPriest Inc. "Orrible things can happen if you are not fully protected.
He’s still exotic; he’s just in California, which is only somewhat less exotic than Panama. By contrast he should be more exotic.
No way! California is so last century. Central America is the new Haight-Ashbury.
People still call me “padre” as I’m not ready for the transition to “father” yet.
Father? You wish. It’s grandfather, I’m afraid, old friend. Abuelo Mickey.