DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST,BLAME THAT WICKED, WICKED NUN

It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, Sean smashed his face into the windshield. In a strange twist of fate, he wasn't seriously injured, but the cracked glass pinched his right eyelid and, when he bounced back, ripped the eyelid off. Unfortunately, the tissue wasn't saved for reattachment.

At the hospital, plastic surgeons weren't sure how to repair it. Skin grafts wouldn't do the trick, since plain skin isn't thick enough for the job. Then one of the surgeons noticed Sean wasn't circumcised. The thick, elastic skin there would be just the ticket!

Sure enough, the operation was a success and the new eyelid works just as intended. But the TRUE measure of success in any plastic surgery is: how does it LOOK? It's not quite perfect, doctors say. While it works perfectly, Sean will forever be a little cockeyed.

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DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST,BLAME THAT WICKED, WICKED NUN — 5 Comments

  1. Ladies, when Sean gives you a demure kiss on the eyelids, expecting same in return, RUN!!!!!