WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?SUNDAY GO TO CHURCH SPECIAL

It's been a long time since I posted a "Where Does He Find Them" monstrosity on these pages. No doubt, you will all have added plenty of days, if not years, to your afterlife in purgatory during that time. But fret not! Today's selection is so absolutely dreadful that I am offering a full 5000 days indulgence for anybody tough enough to get all the way through it.

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Praise the Lord, indeed. It's finished.

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WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?SUNDAY GO TO CHURCH SPECIAL — 19 Comments

  1. What the freaking heck is this? It sounds like Alvin the Chipmunk and his friends crossed with Tupac. I did get through it (I need that 5000 days’ indulgence very badly).

  2. No problem, Chris. The heavenly accounts dept. is now online and I’ve sent your 5000 days off purgatory through. It may take up to three days before it appears on your statement.

  3. Oh dear, oh dear, so that was what was lurking at the bottom of the barrel.
    Please put the lid back on and sit on it.
    I’ll have my 5000 days now please, I’ve earned them.

  4. You do not have to punish us just because you have been neglecting to do your job. You did not need to come back this strong. My ears are now damaged. I want my days and a bonus! Rudo

  5. No bonus, cheeky boy! But the 5000 days are now in your account. It may take up to three days before it appears on your statement.

  6. Well, that’s 3+ minutes of my life shot. It wasn’t hard to listen to, just utterly incomprehensible. Three weird backing tracks randomly mixed? I’ll take those 5000 days, please.

  7. Oh, Lord have mercy. I’m playing it now and my husband is singing along with it. I think I deserve 10,000 days!

  8. Oh, Lord have mercy. I’m playing it now and my husband is singing along with it. I think I deserve 10,000 days!

  9. They’re all yours, Jean.

    Bluebird, I’ve already told Rudo that there are NO bonuses. The same applies to you. I can’t be seen to have favourites.

  10. Ah, I knew there had to be a pony in here somewhere….. I am claiming my 5000 days, and wondering where the limits are – I think perhaps there are no limits anymore…..

  11. You really need to give us bonus madOne because we deserve it and you know we do. I usually resist the temptation to click but I did it this time and it was painful. I will never do it again unless I get my bonus. I know you are a just man so I wait for my bonus. I have been suffering since I listened to it. Rudo