It's been a long time since I posted a "Where Does He Find Them" monstrosity on these pages. No doubt, you will all have added plenty of days, if not years, to your afterlife in purgatory during that time. But fret not! Today's selection is so absolutely dreadful that I am offering a full 5000 days indulgence for anybody tough enough to get all the way through it.
Praise the Lord, indeed. It's finished.