WHERE THE FECK HAVE YOU BEEN?

I've just got back from clearing my in laws' house out ready for sale (they have both moved into residential care). A week of rats, mice, 60 years of hoarded junk and a smell that would turn Dr. Maura Isles' stomach (dead rat in the airing cupboard). It has been hell. Glad to be back.

Thanks for your concern everybody. I'm always wary of publicising that I will be away at a specific time.

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WHERE THE FECK HAVE YOU BEEN? — 14 Comments

  1. Glad to know you’re OK. Cleaning out someone’s house is a miserable job.

  2. Welcome back MP

    The Mad Priest he went off for a while
    To help clean out his old in-law’s pile
    There were rats in the sink
    And the whole place did stink
    But the sex-toys showed the old folks had style.

  3. Well, Crazy @rse, your rather apocalyptic posts (“This Is It!”) of the past few weeks were the context of the concern.

    No matter—glad you’re back! 🙂

  4. Definitely one of your best, Boaz. Unfortunately, as it would at least have given us a giggle, there were as many sex toys as there were hidden stashes of cash.

  5. Did you explore the back garden for possible buried cash? My husband’s father did that and then forgot where he had put it.
    Glad you survived the clean out.