DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD

Oh, this is so funny. One of MadDad's best in my opinion.

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadians, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, attempting polite conversation while pouring the beer. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" he asks.

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees.

"Ah, England " says the bartender. "Wonderful country. The history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nope". We don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's , that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English. Too arrogant and rude."

"So, why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive," replies John.

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DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD — 11 Comments

  1. Personally, I’d head for the Bahamas. They drive on the left there, too, and the weather’s better.

  2. On the island of St. Thomas (USVI) they drive on the left but with right-hand drive cars. It makes for a pretty scary cab ride.