Oh, come on, you lot. Help me out here, will you?!
Last week I told you about a new page, GOLDEN TAILS, that I have just spent a lot of time and effort creating at Saint Laika's. This is a place for you to post memorials for your animal companions who have passed on.
"Oh, brilliant," you said.
"What a good idea," you commented.
Yet, with the exception of Jay, who kicked the whole thing off, nobody has yet sent anything in.
Look, I know you're busy with work and Holy Week and all that jazz, but I also know that you love your departed friends. So please, get onto it immediately! I really do not want to have to remind you again.
(Master MadPriest, Headteacher)