PASTORS REFUSE TO PAY WAGES OF SIN

A bunch of Nigerian, male pastors from a "popular" church in Asaba, the Delta State capital, resolved recently to "win many converts, especially the prostitutes who stay in brothels, in order for them to grow their church’s membership."

According to the LEADERSHIP website, "An eyewitness said that preachers had gained audience with the harlots but after a period of time they were disoriented by the sudden display of breasts and other revealing body parts which reportedly hypnotized the preachers. Their hosts then took them into their rooms where they were said to have performed ‘quickies.’"

A "fight broke out when the evangelists regained their composure and insisted on not paying the harlots’ bills, arguing that that was not their original mission. During the scuffle, they ladies reportedly burnt the pastors’ Bibles and clothes."

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PASTORS REFUSE TO PAY WAGES OF SIN — 13 Comments

  1. Ah, I’d love to see the OCICBW Players put on a production of THIS! ;-D

    [I’d start casting the parts, but I want to live to see Xmas.]

    “when the evangelists regained their composure”

    Zzzzzip up!