I JUST WANT TO SAY, LORD, THATTHIS BLOG IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Check out "Commandments Concerning Times Of Prayer"
at STUFF FUNDIES LIKE for full instructions on how
to get what you want from God.

Thanks To John for sending me the link.

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I JUST WANT TO SAY, LORD, THATTHIS BLOG IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED — 2 Comments

  1. “…then shalt the Lord tell you that he’s already heard this one and ignore you as if you were a tattooed heathen or an Episcopalian.”

    LMAO!

    You know, what gets to me even more than the “Lord we just” part is the way they address prayers to “Father God”. The first time I heard it I thought it sounded as if there were some priest named “God”. Ugh.

  2. Ah, yes. “The Prayer of the Just”

    Lord, we JUST want to thank you. We JUST want to praise you, Father God. And Lord, we JUST want to give you our lives, Lord. We JUST want to proclaim your glory, Father. And Lord, could we JUST have a bigger haul in the collection plate today? From those who *know* they can afford to give JUST a little more? Could they JUST remember your humble minister, who didn’t get a raise last year? We JUST want to do your will, Father. Praise You!

    Et cetera, et cetera, ad nauseum…