ENTIRE CONGREGATION ASK THEMSELVES,"HAVE WE DIED AND GONE TO HELL?"

Thanks to David Virtue's Bounteous Bosom for the link to this truly terrifying video. PTL we're not like these long suffering and tortured Christians.

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ENTIRE CONGREGATION ASK THEMSELVES,"HAVE WE DIED AND GONE TO HELL?" — 20 Comments

  1. This is jaw-droppingly dreadful.

    I kept wanting to turn it off but it was like driving by some horrible car wreck – I just had to look.

    What on earth?? Spinning socks? Is this the new Toronto blessing?

    Okay. At that point when they joined hands, what did they do with their socks?

    My word verification is “difibick”. What the difibick is going on????

    Merciful heavens!

  2. As a youth minister in the church I am slack jawed in horror and befuddlement.

    What the hell was that? Like a car crash had to watch it to the bitter end.

    Wish I had the budget to put on a show that fancy. I’d do a much better job.

    It beggars description.

    Maddie, folks should get Purgatory dispensation for watching this. I ask for none myself. My calling will require me to visit some dark places at times.

    The horror, the horror…

    Peace
    JP

  3. Jazzercize for JAYSUS! I love it. It’s a train wreck to an Anglican maybe, but these guys pack their houses doing this stuff. And why not? What are these good folks being asked to do? Dance and sing, all very enjoyable, and not demanding of their thought or moral committment to anything. Go to church, dance a bit and sing, and go home thinking you’ve been to church. And what do we give them? The penal substitutionary theory and Lent….. Long term we have the better deal, but these folks are having FUN…..

  4. But how can having somebody’s smelly sock waved in your face make you happy? I thought Jesus died so we didn’t have to undergo such punishment.

  5. You won’t catch me giving anyone the penal substitutionary theory, thank you very much. I was raised on it by fundamentalists and consider highly unevolved religious thinking centered on a sadistic deity. I’m having none of it.

  6. But on the bright side, you’ve got to admit he’s got some seriously attractive young people in that congregation. Undiscerning, and undoubtedly gullible to the point of borderline stupidity, but seriously attractive.

    … at which point I feel called to find a way of working the couplet “Grab your partner, do si doe, Don’t be shy, just let it go” into next Sunday’s High Mass… suggestions anyone?

  7. Loved it.

    “Grab your partner, do-se-do”. Hallelujah! That’s why I come here. The quick thinking will have pogo sticked along up to the attractive blond near the front. There were a few as Father Christian noted.

    Do-se-do indeed. Keep it going brother! Don’t stop.