GUMBY OF THE DAY

Our "Gumby Of The Day" today is the entire Salvation Army whose WEBSITE dares to state the following whilst keeping a straight face:

The Salvation Army holds a positive view of human sexuality. Scripture forbids sexual intimacy between members of the same sex. The Salvation Army believes, therefore, that Christians whose sexual orientation is primarily or exclusively same-sex are called upon to embrace celibacy as a way of life.

I think I'm going to leave it up to Mister Chuck Berry to give voice to what we are all thinking right now:

Thanks to Alison for finding this excellent example of religious doublespeak and sending it in to me.

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