MAD DAD’S JOKE OF THE DAY

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol for Parliament from a portcullis to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Comments

MAD DAD’S JOKE OF THE DAY — 10 Comments

  1. I believe I speak for all the Yanks here—or maybe just me—when I say, “portcullis”???

  2. Yes, JCF, a portcullis. Some of us Yanks are fans of medieval history and heraldry when we aren’t busy lowering the tone of our friends’ blogs. (A favorite pastime of mine, this latter.)

    “A portcullis (from the French “porte coulissante” or gliding door) is a latticed grille or gate made of wood, metal or a combination of the two.” – Wikipedia

  3. Actually, I knew what a portcullis is. Some of us studied medieval history, and I for my sins was one. I thought at the time the study was rather useless, but then I came to understand where and how the minds of English archbishops are formed. ;;sigh;;

    FWIW
    jimB