1. Cats never break anything. Okay, sometimes bad stuff happens around cats but they cannot be held responsible for such things as they are beyond such mundane trivialities as cause and effect. In fact, I’m surprised that cat worshippers like yourselves could even consider the possibility. It borders on heresy.

  2. So I was making friends (tentatively, on her part) w/ the long-hair Russian Blue in the backyard. She started rubbing up against all my vegetables, in their pots. I suddenly got an idea of how the red pepper LOST its one pepper! >:-/

    Imp Kitteh could end up going INTO the spaghetti sauce, if she costs me anymore peppers or tomatoes…

  3. What I really love is when they miscalculate, fall down, and look at you as if to say, “I MEANT to do that.”