BABELICIOUSNESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

At, least that is is our theory, here at OCICBW... where we've been searching for over five years now for female priests so gorgeous looking that no English male chauvinist pig would say anything other than "Wow!" if they were promoted to the episcopacy. It is our contention that ecclesiology would be thrown out of the window pretty damn quick by the anti women bishops brigade (well, at least the heterosexual men) if the candidates were all hotties.

I am very excited today to be able to reveal to you our latest babelicious bishop discovery.

From THE CHRONICLE 
AND HERALD:

At 16, Rebecca Sample was an only child watching her parents’ marriage fall apart.

"It was hard," said Sample. "The church was really the only constant in my life."

Now 26, she’s one of Canada’s youngest Anglican ministers.

She wears a nose ring, has a tattoo and speaks bluntly about her church’s struggle to stay relevant to youth.

Lord have mercy!

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BABELICIOUSNESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS — 2 Comments

  1. I think this is why I’m still pursuing my vocation to the ministry!

    -male chauvinist pig moment-

    AAAAAWWWWWWOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAA!!

    -male chauvinist pig moment over-

  2. If promoted, I’ll gladly kiss her ring.

    Come to think of it, promotion not necessary (and for an episcopal ring, Rebecca may substitute her any/every square inch! ;-D)