MADPRIEST’S QUESTION OF THE DAY

One of my trolls is signing himself "June" which is the real name of one of the Neighbourhood's most distinguished bloggers. Which leads to me to ask the question:

Why are trolls always male?

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MADPRIEST’S QUESTION OF THE DAY — 16 Comments

  1. A good, question, Mimi. You can certainly be far more vicious than any troll I have ever come across. But you always sign your name. In fact, I can’t imagine you not owning anything you want to say no matter how controversial. My guess is that you actually have bigger bollocks and far more testosterone than most blokes.

    But I don’t think it is to do with testosterone. I think it may have something to do with schizophrenia which, although not restricted to the male of the species, is far more often found in men than women. Certainly, from my experience on psychiatric wards there are marked similarities between trollish behaviour and psychotic behaviour, especially the repetition of the same phrases over and over again, the paranoia and the delusions of grandeur.

  2. You can certainly be far more vicious than any troll I have ever come across.

    Why thank you! I’m blushing. Ever the gallant Englisman, aren’t you? You all have such good manners.

  3. Hey, you can’t be the pit bull terrier of the radical left and claim to be all sweetness and light.

    Oh, sorry, you are a woman aren’t you? So, of course you can. My bad.

  4. Easily threatened. Worrying about size of penis, gay cooties, reputation in the troll community, etc. Probably hiding “evil” thoughts about other men.

  5. So maybeeeee the ‘June” Troll is trying to impersonate the blogger of that name?

    Speaking of Testosterone, that reply above to Mimi was a fine example of Testosterone at play, Gee Whiz! Wow!Shzizam!!

    nij

  6. The Troll has obviously picked the month of the year as a name. Come July he will be signing himself off as…July. Trolls have no imagination.

  7. Speaking of Testosterone, that reply above to Mimi was a fine example of Testosterone at play

    No, I have always been testosterone deficient. I was just being a bitch.

  8. But I don’t think it is to do with testosterone. I think it may have something to do with schizophrenia which, although not restricted to the male of the species, is far more often found in men than women.

    This.

    And Vagina Envy.

  9. Oh, sorry, you are a woman aren’t you? So, of course you can. My bad.

    You keep forgetting what we wimmin are really like, don’t you, Jonathan??

    :evil grin:

  10. oh dear, now it’snoush my bad!:>)

    I wonder if female bloggers get the
    attention of female trolls, it doesn’t seem possible that ALL trolls are men?

    nij

  11. A good question, Nij. I believe all of Mimi’s are men and I’ve never heard of one. However, as an inclusive blogger, dedicated to equality between the sexes, I would really like to find one.

  12. Maybe it’s socialization.

    Women are socialized to be graceful and elegant and dignified and respectful. We even smell like delicate little daisies.

    Men are socialized to be snorting, knuckle-dragging, grunting, farting Neanderthal troglodytes.

    Sniff…sniff…is that burning sarcasm I smell? Haaa!

  13. Thinking Anglicans used to have one or two (ostensibly) female trolls [Fundagelical, of course. Whereas male trolls may be Fundagelical *or* Fundantitheist. Fundagelical trolls are brainless, whereas a Fundantitheist troll functionally has no brain, it’s shoved so far up his @ss.]