When Sarah Palin was a little girl her father was watching her playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two crane flies mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's not a spider it's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?' Sarah asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
Sarah, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then said, 'Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden,' and stamped them both to death.