Solgan: “There is no Poop like a Pope Poop.”
Is this some kind of joke? Tell me, please, that this is not an actual product.
I have the same question as BooCat. Is this for real? (Surely not.)
I googled this; it appears to be a real concern – http://www.excelsisusa.com . The descriptions of these two colognes are hilarious:
“Benedictus – The marriage of linden blossom from Benedict’s native Germany with frankincense from the Holy Land and bergamot from Italy creates a subtle and dignified fragrance, befitting a man of finely cultivated tastes. Barely perceptible is a nuance of citrus, and as it evolves, a discrete hint of musk. The overall impression is one of understated elegance. A slightly astringent and balsamic quality makes it a soothing and refreshing aftershave.”
“The Pope’s Cologne – Aristocratic, Old World fragrance made from private formula of Pope Pius IX. A refreshing aftershave with notes of citrus and violet.”
If you don’t want either of those, you can order the truly aptly named Camp 22! (“Camp 22 – like our old deer camp in the fall with dry leaves, dappled sunlight, a dusty road and a breeze off the lake, halcyon days and wondrous fragrances.”)
I better not comment on this thread (I’m in enough trouble as it is)
The Vatican, a subsidiary of Truefitt and Hill.
wv: reccion – what a Spanish hillbilly does, e. g. “I reccion we’s gonna havta move the still agin.”
Since I already wear a chasuble as designed for the last Pope, maybe I ought to get a bottle of this to go with it!
As Joe commented: it probably smells of beer & kraut. Benny is, after all, Bavarian. 🙂