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GREATEST MOVIE PLOTS OF ALL TIME — 9 Comments

  1. Boy, when this was produced, the casting call for the leads must have stretched for blocks (not to mention space for the “will work for free!” signs).

  2. I think the characters are based on the Two Lesbians of the Apocalypse who can be found in early Syriac translations of the scriptures. They were whitewashed out of the Western Church’s Biblical record during Constantine’s time because the emperor didn’t think they were butch enough and replaced by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Personally I think this was a big mistake to get rid of the vampire genre in our holy texts as bloodsucking is so in vogue nowadays, especially among teenage girls. If Constantine hadn’t been such a homophobic misogynist we would be well cool wid de yoot.