Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellently they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about 3/4ths of the way stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is.
Joe said "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress.” Phil just shook his head at Joe and started towards the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to hurry their game he too stopped short and turned around.
Joe asked "what's wrong?"
Phil replies, "It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired."