Episcopal SeniorLife Communities is hosting its third annual “Gorgeous Grandma” contest. In celebration of Gorgeous Grandma Day July 23, it is hosting a contest for anyone ages 5 to 13 who thinks his or her Grandma is gorgeous.
Submissions to the contest must include at least three reasons why Grandma is gorgeous and a description of what the contestant likes to do with Grandma.
Okay, ignore the age restrictions - we can lie on the application form. I await your submissions in due course.
Please keep your answers concerning what you would like to do with Grandma both legal and within the bounds of possibility.