This is excellent. The looting is scheduled for 12-3:00pm, but the return is slated for 6:00pm in each time zone, placing the sloppy miscreants behind bars while allowing for more stuff for those paying attention.
I say this for the benefit of others since I won’t be around to make such worldly gain.
I bet the Wiener has already decided what he’s nicking of yours once you’ve been beamed up.
Pay attention! The Mini Wiener is going to be caught up in the clouds with me! She’s so sweet there’s no way Jesus would leave her behind with the rest of you. However, be sure to check out pet-care alternatives, though you probably shouldn’t trouble yourself with the expense. (mynorthwest.com/?nid=108&sid=482099)
Have you asked MW if she wants to clear off to the clouds with you and Mr Camping? Methinks she will probably decide to stay with the bad guys and have some fun.
For 7 years of tribulation – Wieners of all sizes are not down with that! (I knew my evangelical background would pay off. I just knew it! So long, Suckers!)
Better to get the “loot” via pre-Rapture giveaways this week.
Many of the “Great Disappointed (2011)” will undoubtedly have guns, and you can’t count on them to use them to “try to get to heaven” in That Other Way. :-X
[wv, “ingisms”: all-purpose ideologies!]