DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD

A man is sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me . . . talking to the beer."

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David Cameron has solved the United Kingdom's fuel problems.

He's imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and we're going to start drilling for our own oil.

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My mate's missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never come back!

I asked him how he was coping and he said,"Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."

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DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD — 4 Comments

  1. Mad Dad explains it all.

    [That’s one of those phrases like “This too shall pass” which…explains it all.]