Due to growing health concerns, today my partner and I had Jake the Wiener put down. Since this community has had to read more than its fair share of Wiener stories and references, it’s only fitting that there should be a Jake pictorial tribute. We choose to believe that Jake is now eating human food and grain-filled kibble to his heart’s content.
Jake at 4 months
Just a sample of the poor quality of life a dog
can come to know while its gay owners are
intent solely on having sex until they die.
The “Beds are to be worn” phase.
The Noble Wiener