From THE MAIL:

The Church of England was braced for a fresh row today after a cathedral announced plans to host a 'new age' festival. The event - featuring tarot card readers, crystal healers, dream interpretation, and a fire-breathing vicar - is to be held in Manchester Cathedral in May. But the move is certain to anger traditionalists, who feel the Church has already strayed too far from tradition.

COMMENT: And the traditionalists have every right to be angry. A fire-breathing vicar - what blasphemy! A curse be upon our house!