PHARMA GIANT ANNOUNCES CURE FOR TUTUITIS

Fortunately none of the regular readers of OCICBW... suffer from this terrible, socially debilitating disease. In fact, it is extremely rare among Christians and, in deed, the faithful of all the great, monotheistic faiths. However, those, like Archbishop Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama who do suffer from it can cause untold damage to the status quo of miserabilism that has kept believers united against pretty much everything for thousands of years. This medical breakthrough should put a stop to such pathological optimism and we will all be able to get on with worrying about how earthquakes and Colonel Gaddafi are proof that God hates us everyone.

Thanks to my good buddy, Greg, for
sending this one into MadPriest Towers.

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