GRANT STORMS WHIPS IT OUT

From WDSU.COM:

Grant Storms, a conservative pastor, was arrested Friday on accusations of masturbating in a public park after two witnesses told deputies they saw him touching himself while watching children on the playground at Lafreniere Park in Metairie.

Storms told deputies he was just having lunch at the park when he had to go to the bathroom, so he relieved himself in a bottle.

Storms is known for staging protests against Decadence, an annual gay celebration in the French Quarter. In 2003, he organized a march in opposition of the event, calling it "nasty" and "depraved."

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GRANT STORMS WHIPS IT OUT — 9 Comments

  1. Decisions, which do I do first?

    Vomit? }-0<< Or spork out my eyeballs? |-X [This post really needed a WARNING!]

  2. I haven’t been to Joe.My.God. yet today . . . but I’m betting he’s got this!

  3. Mark: excellent – you’ve made me larf 🙂

    JCF, don’t spork your eyeballs out. How will you look at pretty gurls after that?