Here is a photo of Our Ruth, of REVRUTH'S RANTINGS, at the consecration of Bishop Kevin. She looks far too at home among all those bishops so, please be as creatively scathing as you like in your suggestions.
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It is what it is. We are who we are.
“Ruth and The Bishops”: which way is Vegas?
“We girls get fancier frocks but you guys get to wear funny hats.”
Does my bum look big in this? Is that what you’re all smiling about?
Well, the bishop on the far right is definitely looking at your bum. But that’s not a look of disdain on his face – quite the opposite in fact.
Sister Act 3!*
*The pasty white cast.