A further communique has just been released from the Dublin meeting and sent exclusively to OCICBW... The primates have decided that from now on all clergy in the Anglican Communion can decide for themselves what their job is. The review process to which priests have been subjected to over recent years is to be scrapped and replaced by a system of self-assessment in which each priest will consider how fantastic it is to be in charge of stuff and how much more important they are than other people.
Bishop Rowan Williams, spokesman for the primates (or, as he prefers to refer to himself - "the first among the first among equals") states, "How can us primates meet together and decide what our job is without referring to anyone else if we don't allow everybody else the same privilege? That just wouldn't be Christian, would it?"
OCICBW... contacted Jesus to ask him his thoughts on the Dublin primates meeting.
"There will come a time when the first among equals will be last and gay Ugandans will run the show," he said.
But then, what does he know? It's not like he was ever a bishop, let alone a primate.