WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?THE LAST CHRISTMAS RECORD BEFORE EPIPHANY

This is, in my opinion, the worst Christmas record I have heard this year, if not ever. Those of you who regard the musical arts as one of the greatest and most beautiful of the gifts the Creator has given the human race will weep.

As I have been pretty gentle with you this Winterval season in respect of the tunes I have played for your entertainment, there are still plenty of days off purgatory left in Santa's sack. So, as my final gesture of goodwill until Christmas begins again on the 1st. September 2011, I am offering 10000 days of purgelessness to every poor soul that makes it through the four minutes twenty five seconds of this guitar string plucking atrocity.

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WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?THE LAST CHRISTMAS RECORD BEFORE EPIPHANY — 10 Comments

  1. I kept waiting to see if anyone could actually be this bad by accident and what it had to do with Christmas. So I actually made it through this horrible thing. Mesmerized by the musical incompetence I guess. Any road, give the shape my soul is in, I can use those 10,000 days – pay up!

    FWIW
    jimB

  2. Truly the most horrible guitar ever!
    Not so much a question of where do you find them as why?
    Couldn’t make it more than half way so will settle for purgatory.
    Well done indeed MP you have un-made my day!

  3. Made it all the way. So, to date, I’ve accumulated 15,000 days off purgatory this week. Not bad for it being only Thursday.

    I like the album cover.

  4. You have only the slightest idea how badly those days off are needed, MP! I’m highly motivated to make it through the tests you throw our way.

  5. I can’t believe I listened to the whole thing, and my ears are not actually bleeding. Who knew that there were guitar tunes that would actually sound better on the bagpipes?

    WV: grevolla

    I’d grevolla the time I spent listening to that, if it weren’t for those days off purgatory.

  6. As bad as this is, and believe me when I tell you, I do want my full 10,000 days, this is not half as bad as that person who warbled in the cracks a few days ago. I could not collect on that one.

  7. Not all that bad, really, but then I am unfamiliar with the Pogues’ work.

    What I do want to know is why an East Londoner guitarist has a street sign from three blocks away from my office.

    wv = sungsh
    (far worse than a sunburn)