This is, in my opinion, the worst Christmas record I have heard this year, if not ever. Those of you who regard the musical arts as one of the greatest and most beautiful of the gifts the Creator has given the human race will weep.
As I have been pretty gentle with you this Winterval season in respect of the tunes I have played for your entertainment, there are still plenty of days off purgatory left in Santa's sack. So, as my final gesture of goodwill until Christmas begins again on the 1st. September 2011, I am offering 10000 days of purgelessness to every poor soul that makes it through the four minutes twenty five seconds of this guitar string plucking atrocity.