A NEW APPROACH FOR THE NEW YEAR

If I am to be honest, I think I have to admit that the whole "if you are good you will get lots of presents from Santa" ploy didn't really work with you lot last year.

So this year, in an attempt to keep this place in some sort of order, I'm going with:

IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE, FRISKER WILL GET YOU!

Frisker belongs with janinsanfran and you can read her expectations for 2012 at CAN IT HAPPEN HERE?

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A NEW APPROACH FOR THE NEW YEAR — 11 Comments

  1. Dude, we did what we could. Sue-z, my dau-in-law and I all did as much of our very limited shopping as we could through your amazon widget. Hey you should be rich on the couple dollars we spent!

    FWIW
    jimB

  2. Thank you, Jim. And the commission did arrive in time for Christmas.

    But I’m not on about that sort of thing. I was referring more to those members of our community (usually female) who take delight in making this humble priest’s life a progression of woe by picking on me and sometimes even contradicting me. Also, some of our members (and I won’t mention JCF and David by name as I don’t want to embarrass them) do occasionally have what I can only describe as naughty thoughts. And that Mexican lad has used his recent dental problems to blatantly garner sympathy from his family, especially his long suffering elder sister. It is these everyday naughtinesses, which I hasten to add you seem completely innocent of, that drag my blog down into the gutter and give people like yourself and myself a bad name that we just do not deserve (well, not compared to that Mimi woman we don’t!).

  3. Frisker looks like a complete sweetiepie. I bet I could get her to submit to a nice tummy tickle in about 20 seconds. You will have to threaten us with a much, much worse fate than that if you want us to behave ourselves, o Mad One 🙂

  4. … In that case I shall distract Frisker with a nice “cat treat” while whisking my birdies away to safety 🙂

  5. The cat treat it is then. Some cats love a tummy tickle, some are not quite sure what to do with them and scratch or bite. Frisker sounds lovely either way 🙂

  6. Ah well, compared to me Mimi has a good chance at sainthood! I am to say the least one of the down and dirty sorts. I get complaints from time to time about my blog being unkind to holy people if you can believe that! And I got banned by David Virtue for excessive truth telling.

    FWIW
    jimB

  7. some of our members (and I won’t mention JCF and David by name as I don’t want to embarrass them) do occasionally have what I can only describe as naughty thoughts

    I extremely resemble this remark!

    ;-p

    [Heh: MP threatens me w/ a cat, just so’s I don’t think about…]