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  1. Try as they might to distinguish themselves with separate holiday costumes, everyone was still uncomfortable aware that Bill and Will were Siamese twins.

  2. When Santa gets bored in his grotto
    He doesn’t play Bingo or Lotto.
    He sits on a shelf
    And toys with an elf;
    “Sod this for a lark,” is his motto.

    Courtesy of BBC’s Radio 4 “I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue” show.

  3. Hey Santa,

    “Fines Double in Construction Zones” (and for incidental sodomizing of highway workers?! :-0)