DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME JIM

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Do blame MadPriest for the illustration.

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DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME JIM — 6 Comments

  1. @Yanks, re “privy member cut off”: remember the tabloid case of this? What a woman did to her philandering husband (~15-20 years ago?)? What did that used to be called (after that case)?

    JCF, having a Senior Moment…

  2. Hello, JCF, it wasn’t that he was philandering, it was that he was assaulting her with it against her will. She was an abused wife. She just relieved him of his weapon of choice with her weapon of choice, a kitchen knife. Her theory seemed to be if you can’t use it responsibly you have no business having it in your possession.