DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD

The following joke was originally about Glaswegians. But, even though the Scots are not exactly in my good books today, I have altered it to a more believable scenario.

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Sunderland were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through".

So the wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowploughs can get through".

The wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......." Then the electric power went out. The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowploughs can get through?"

To which the husband replied "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time?"

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DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME MAD DAD — 4 Comments

  1. Now, now, Ellie. You know I don’t do blonde jokes.
    In fact, I removed the reference to her being blonde from the joke before I posted it. Even the reference to Sunderland is ironic, referring as it does to the ancient feud between Geordies and Mackams.

    I once asked a Geordie what the word “Mackam” meant. He replied that he thought it was short for “Mackam bastards.”