Many of you will have heard of the north/south divide that exists in England. In the south people are well paid and live in luxury apartments and stately homes. They all shop at Harrods and Fortnum and Masons and take their children to Eton every morning in Range Rovers (or if daddy is driving - the Rolls Royce). In the north we still live in huts made from dried cow poo and are lucky to have a small slice of pease pudding to share for our Sunday lunch.
This is all true. In fact, it is much worse as the photos below prove. My bothers and sisters, the young people of Newcastle Upon Tyne cannot even afford coats this winter. Are you really willing to just sit their in your warm, comfortable, designer, four-season top-layers whilst the poor people of Newcastle freeze to death?
No, I didn't think you were for a moment. Please send your contributions to alleviate this pitiful situation of extreme poverty to MadPriest via the PayPal facility in the right hand side-bar.
MadPriest promises that NOT A PENNY of your over-generous contributions to this campaign will get to the people who actually need it and that all the cash that you send in will be gobbled up by his own "administration" costs incurred in the running of this appeal from the temporary campaign headquarters that has been set up at The Cluny Public House and Grill down the Ouseburn.
For further information on the plight of the plucky Geordies, CLICK HERE.
A big thank you to Daily Mail reader, Cathy, for bringing this horrifying story of human suffering to my attention.