. . . for keeping your treasonable thoughts (mostly) to yourselves.
We have a bank holiday!
William and Kate are getting hitched on 29th. April 2011 and we get the day off. As the 2nd. May is the early May bank holiday it's going to be one big party that weekend. And you have to admire the royal couple's magnanimity towards those who would do away with them. They've arranged it so that if you don't want to celebrate their nuptials you can spend the day celebrating the organised labour movement or burning a virgin so the crops will be bountiful - whatever takes your fancy.
Anyway, you can now go back to being a bunch of regicidal heretics if you like. I've got what I wanted.