IS THE POPE AN ALIEN? (2)

So, on the very day that OCICBW... revealed that the pope's anti-condom stance was part of an alien plan to farm human beings for their alien dinner tables, he announces
A RELAXATION of the "moral code" concerning condoms.

This is such an obvious political move to deflect our accusations that we have to conclude that we have, at the very least, scared the pope's alien masters.

Remember, you read it here first.

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IS THE POPE AN ALIEN? (2) — 6 Comments

  1. I always thought the Reptilian theory about world leaders being giant alien lizards wearing special suits to make themselves look human had a lot going for it – it explains a great deal.

  2. I think the Pope’s change-of-“heart” re condoms may best be summarized: “Vatican Rent Boys: SUIT UP!”

    ;-X