I'll get the obvious one out of the way to begin with:
Is that a snake round your neck or are you just pleased to see me?
Now it's your turn. Off you go, then!
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CAPTION COMPETITION — 9 Comments
“And here are some extra AA batteries for your new stole.”
OK kinda lame, but ow, my eyes…
Yes sir your Eminence, I am quite sure that if you check the list that I was given when I got to India, that I have won, as I have managed to collect everything on the list!
The boy who played one of the three kings gets a special prize,
“Bollywood your Grace. I know you like.”
“Oh, I’ve got these. Did you keep the receipt?”
“If I sell one more box of these cookies, I can get the matching shoes!”
“Oh, cool! Another gift? You’re my BFF! We’ll keep you in the Communion.”
“…I can get the matching shoes.”
Because I really want the gold Pradas that match the turban.
“and you push the button here on the back and the host comes out of his mouth.”
“What can I say? Rome already has the red hat outfit covered.”
“And here are some extra AA batteries for your new stole.”
OK kinda lame, but ow, my eyes…
Yes sir your Eminence, I am quite sure that if you check the list that I was given when I got to India, that I have won, as I have managed to collect everything on the list!
The boy who played one of the three kings gets a special prize,
“Bollywood your Grace. I know you like.”
“Oh, I’ve got these. Did you keep the receipt?”
“If I sell one more box of these cookies, I can get the matching shoes!”
“Oh, cool! Another gift? You’re my BFF! We’ll keep you in the Communion.”
“…I can get the matching shoes.”
Because I really want the gold Pradas that match the turban.
“and you push the button here on the back and the host comes out of his mouth.”
“What can I say? Rome already has the red hat outfit covered.”
FWIW
jimB