I had to go to a lecture on "getting back to work" at the jobcentre today. It was compulsory.
It wasn't a complete waste of time. I might get some professional help with interview techniques from it.
There were about 15 of us there and at the end of the lecture we were all called to the front individually to be given a list of possible vacancies which the lecturers thought would suit our individual skills. Everybody, except myself, got quite a long list with some useful leads on. I got this:
Actually, maybe I should go for the job. I quite fancy the ceremonial dagger which would be handy as the gudwara is situated in the roughest part of West Newcastle. But, on the other hand, I would have to become a vegetarian, so, maybe not.