Has someone’s cholesterol shit hit the fan?
Not to worry. My solution has been to mind the diet religiously, but when I’m bad, I’m really bad – briefly. Of course, part of religiosity includes observing festivals, so those days are free.
No hidden agenda. It’s just a joke.
I’ve always said it wouldn’t be paradise without the pig….
What’s a sarnie?
Why does god have a bowling ball in his cloak amidst the cherubim?
To bowl with?