WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?

Ladies and gentlemen,
active and inactive homosexuals,
republican scum from Australia,
pain in the neck old ladies from the South,
general oiks,
and that nice gay man from Seattle
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THE WORST RECITATION OF 
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WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM? — 18 Comments

  1. Republican scum from Australia? …

    Hurrah!!!!

    AND we’ve got pain in the neck old ladies from the South???

    (the crowd erupts with wild cheers)

  2. Xena the Dog, Warrior Princess of All Norwalk Connecticut, got up and left the room. I didn’t make it much longer. It twanged strange cords that made me anxious…antenc (wv)

  3. I have it on good authority that this is one of those Evangelical closeted gay men, Donnie Swaggart for example. You have to excuse him. He has not had the best opportunities to express himself and gets excited in all of the wrong places.

    WV = exatomo
    Spanish for; getting excited in all of the wrong places

  4. Geez! that was really winding me up. At first it was funny (you know, all the ye-be-de-be, thou-be dow-be, why-thee-chide-me?) but towards the end I was feeling like maybe waterboarding would be preferable.

  5. Oh dear. Hopefully the CIA doesn’t read the comments on this blog. If they do, I fear many will suffer because of your careless remark, Boaz.

  6. I really want to hit that guy right in the mouth. It’s a rare narrator that can inspire a feeling completely unrelated to the text, but he really fills me with a desire to do violence.

    I mean, this can’t be real, right? He sounds like an automated time/temperature message.

    I guess, I should say, “I. Really!. Want to hit. That guy!. Right! In the. Mouth?”