HEADLINE OF THE DAY

From THE MAIL:

It is an honour to be an Englishman when such geniuses as the person who wrote the above headline claim the same nationality as myself. I am not worthy to tie the thongs of their Nike trainers. Pure brilliance!

Comments

HEADLINE OF THE DAY — 10 Comments

  1. Cathy, as you move in such circles, if you ever find yourself in the same bar as the creator of this headline, please buy them a drink on me, and I’ll send you the money straight down. If it wasn’t for such people I would still be a humble parish priest that nobody has heard of (with a job).

  2. If I ever find myself in the same bar as the creator of this headline I will drive a wooden stake straight through their hearts for the greater good of humanity (and the same goes for any Mail employee), but, since you have requested it, Mad Priest, I’ll buy them a drink first.

  3. So she’s not only found future ex-husband number three, she’s also found somebody to blame her troubles on!

  4. My goodness! “Sordid” doesn’t even begin to describe that story.

    And you’re absolutely right, MadPriest. The headline is simply brilliant.