From THE MAIL:
It is an honour to be an Englishman when such geniuses as the person who wrote the above headline claim the same nationality as myself. I am not worthy to tie the thongs of their Nike trainers. Pure brilliance!
HEADLINE OF THE DAY
Saint Laika's
It is what it is. We are who we are.
Well yes, though the story did rather give the headline writer an embarrassment of riches to play with.
Cathy, as you move in such circles, if you ever find yourself in the same bar as the creator of this headline, please buy them a drink on me, and I’ll send you the money straight down. If it wasn’t for such people I would still be a humble parish priest that nobody has heard of (with a job).
The headline made my head hurt. The “news story” was worse.
If I ever find myself in the same bar as the creator of this headline I will drive a wooden stake straight through their hearts for the greater good of humanity (and the same goes for any Mail employee), but, since you have requested it, Mad Priest, I’ll buy them a drink first.
Is “Bull Breeder” a literal term or a piece of lesbian slang?
With that experience of husband and “friend”, I’m surprise the former vicar isn’t turning asexual.
What a complicated web we weave …. etc.
So she’s not only found future ex-husband number three, she’s also found somebody to blame her troubles on!
My goodness! “Sordid” doesn’t even begin to describe that story.
And you’re absolutely right, MadPriest. The headline is simply brilliant.
I just wish they hadn’t thrown the bull into the mix.