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CAPTION COMPETITION — 14 Comments

  1. Thank you, Undercover Nun. Your prayers are appreciated. But could you also ask the sister in the above photo if she wouldn’t mind accompanying me next time I need to complain to customer services at my local Sainsburys?

  2. LOL @ MadOne. It was a proposed caption… but I pray for your immortal soul, too. 🙂

    Can Gangsta Sista accompany me to the car dealership that tried to rip me off first? My ruler just didn’t do the job.

    I’ll be happy to send her your way for your next Sainsburys trip as soon as she’s finished.

  3. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every ************ in the room….. (with apologies to Quentin Tarantino…..)

  4. Al-Quaeda expects 72 virgins in the afterlife, but clearly they didn’t expect them to be armed.

  5. LiLo: I found religion in prison, Dad, and they taught me the Just War theory. Better run…

  6. “Guns and Mother: Must We Choose?”

    “Just try putting a sauna in our confessional.”

    “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel Catholic?’ Well, do ya punk?”

    –sheila