It's worse than I ever imagined. This is a real headline from a Jonathan Petre article in The Telegraph:
To be fair to the headline writer, he or she is quoting an obliging church "insider" predicting, before the event, that the vote in Synod would result in the streets of York running red with the blood of the delegates. That "insider" must have been disappointed when Armageddon didn't break out in the chamber and, I have to admit, so am I (just a teeny weeny bit). It would have gone viral on YouTube.